Clamato+more Clamato.

The "date" in the killer's apartment was one of the most suspenseful and unsettling scenes on the show, mainly because it briefly dropped the lame, cartoonish Marvel Comics serial killers in favor of a much more plausible, frightening beating and rape. For a moment, it was refreshing to think that the show was going…

The "date" in the killer's apartment was one of the most suspenseful and unsettling scenes on the show, mainly because it briefly dropped the lame, cartoonish Marvel Comics serial killers in favor of a much more plausible, frightening beating and rape. For a moment, it was refreshing to think that the show was going…

One, and only one, good thing came of Superman Returns: Lex Luthor's WRONG. I was traveling the world during its international theatrical release, and virtually every country was running the trailer nonstop, and every one of those ads featured Lex Luthor yelling WRONG in the local language. The best time was in my…

Paradoxically, if you make a Superman film as an actionless character study, then by definition you've failed at the character study.

The sheer delight annoying my friends with Bane voices has brought me justifies the film's existence in of itself.

I really don't know how to debate a man who thinks Superman Returns is a good movie. No action, incoherent story, unlikeable characters, slavish devotion to the past without contributing anything to the present…It's like getting into a fight with someone who can only get aroused by being punched in the face.

Yeah!! YEAH!!!!!

During the Not Mitt Romney Auditions of 2012, many on the right praised Newt Gingrich as an intellectual heavyweight and peerless debater. This is true. Newt Gingrich is impossible to debate so long as you have a gentlemen's agreement to not press any of the 438 self-destruct buttons he has all over his body.

You sound like one of those people on the Internet who gets needlessly hostile when talking about leisure activities.

I know right!?!?

I'll do it as soon as I figure out which N-word they're referring to.

Lecter wouldn't even have to make a huge moral leap in finding a wealthy pedophile distasteful. We are talking about a man who kills cellists for playing off-key, after all. All Verger would have to do is bring some leftovers from his lunch at TGI Fridays to one of their appointments and he's going in the Rolodex.

You didn't literally LOL, did you?

Not just any baby molestation. Strange-handed baby molestation. Like in Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Before clucking our tongues and asking "What's to be done with this Dan Harmon chap?", I should politely remind everyone that 90% of the people at the AV Club said things about Season 4 that were vastly less diplomatic than Harmon's remarks. And unlike Harmon, those of you who trashed Season 4 had no financial or…

Again, I'm not an expert and only have snippets of quotes from victims of Cotard's, so this may not be that helpful on your fact-finding mission, but they seemed remarkably lucid and capable of explaining their condition very well. Imagine if you, a person of above-average intelligence, suddenly realized you spent…

You saw the "Next Time On Hannibal," right? I'm pretty sure the next episode will just be Will tapping his sword against various cracks in the prison wall as he figures out which ones to bomb.

I think a lot of us saw that coming. What's more significant is Hannibal's admission (to Abigail) that he didn't know what the outcome of his actions would be. Hannibal is not the 12-dimensional chessmaster we so often assume; rather, he's a pure psychopath who sets shapes up only to knock them down. His fascination…

Since Fuller said the first two seasons are reserved for the "bromance", presumably he wants to return to the uneasy status quo for another year. The only way he can plausibly do that would be for Will to confront Hannibal during one of his fugue states, Hannibal to find another, better scapegoat, and Hannibal to…