And yet where were you, Mexican Superman, when she needed you the most?

As weird as it sounds, it is possible to recover from Cotard's disease. I'm not an expert, but by total coincidence ran into like four separate articles on it this week, including one by a former sufferer, and apparently it is possible to snap out of it and say "Boy, that was a crazy seven years."

Can I vent for a minute about how much I hate Dramatic Neck Snaps? Like, the neck is a thick piece of muscle anchored to several other thick pieces of muscle. If you grab someone's head and twist hard, their body will just twist along with it. If you hold them down, you'll just make them look to the side. Breaking…

The season finale will have a giant hand fall from the ceiling and drop Will at Garret Jacob Hobb's shack.

If you're on the quarter system, this is finals week.

Not to be a pedantic editor type or anything, but it's possible Hannibal isn't "hallucinating" so much as he is fantasizing how DuMarier would have handled such a conversation. That said, I subscribed to the "Gillian Anderson is Bruce Willis" theory until she talked to Jack, so I'm a filthy apostate.

*sharpens suit*

I'm laughing because we don't know how/if Hannibal killed her, which lets me pretend he murdered her by shoving his fist in her mouth until she suffocated. And when that didn't work, he comically bumbled around the kitchen, his fist still in her mouth, looking for a better murder weapon before finally settling on a…

Of all the plot holes on this show, this is the one you choose to jump on? Because Lance Henriksen would like to have a word with you on totem pole construction.

One of the best things about this show is its ability to humanize Hannibal by exposing him as an existentially lonely creature. He's not God, he's a tortured monster playing dress-up as God. What made this episode so memorable was  it marked the first sight of cracks in Hannibal's facade. Sure, he got his ass kicked a…

Her hair. Hannibal would eat her hair. He would just stuff handfuls of it in his mouth.