Does the d-bag son seem like a carbon copy of the other d-bag son from War of the Worlds?

With two daughters that look slightly exotic and a straight-up white son.  Genetic miracle, people!

Agreed.  If they are trying to pop-culturally aware, that's a goof.  However, how can you pass up the cold outside/Coldplay joke?

Out of all the "firstie/canceraids" exchanges I've read on this site, this one was by far the most clever.

Hoverboards don't work on water!  For that you need power!

Aren't words like 'paradigm'
and 'pro-active' just words that stupid people
use to sound smart?

Pre-racist-outburst Kramer DESERVED cheers if you ask me.

I don't know…are you sure the show doesn't just suck?

Am I the only one that preferred Lucky Louie to the current show Louie?  The "stage play-ness" of the production was jarring at first, but I settled into the format very quickly.

Would the line "I have maggots in my scrotum" offend them?  Because that pops up in three different songs…
However, it is FANTASTIC.

UTAH!…
Get me two!

"Terry's vet friend is the one who let Russel out" — what are you basing this on?

Ah…that does clear some things up.  However, if I had cancer I'd be hanging out at Fangtasia.  Just sayin.

Why did Marnie have to steal Jesus' pro wrestling demon powers in the first place?  Besides giving us another opportunity to view the dumb mask thing, it didn't seem to make her anymore powerful in the end.  All it really did was waste time.  Also, Jesus not being able to fight back would have made more sense if…

Star Wars made it work.  At least the original trilogy.

Was anyone else thinking Sam was being too casual considering he'd just killed the pack leader?  He had to assume someone would be coming after him.

The whole vampire blood as a "cure-all" healer confuses me. 
With all the V users and vampires running around, wouldn't medical science have discovered its properties yet?  If there was a substance that cured EVERYTHING, wouldn't Americans be tying up and harvesting vampires like the movie DayBreakers in reverse? …

Because Sheriff Andy is on the case.  And, as I understand it, murder is legal in the South.

Lol.  When I heard that door knock, I thought, "maybe it's Crystal.  Maybe it's Hoyt.  Maybe Chunk got the police.  Maybe it's Fratellis."

Just got the text—Vince CAN do the movie!
I love this town!