Peanut Butter Jesus? He's like a DJ or something, I thought.

Right, yeah, I get what you're saying about Durant being a scary player to root against. His shot always does look deadly and he doesn't need to dominate the ball to be effective — which is exactly why it's so weird that their offense is less effective when he shoots more than Westbrook. The takeaway seems to be that…

Right, yeah, I get what you're saying about Durant being a scary player to root against. His shot always does look deadly and he doesn't need to dominate the ball to be effective — which is exactly why it's so weird that their offense is less effective when he shoots more than Westbrook. The takeaway seems to be that…

Like any reasonable person I cringe when Westbrook dribbles for 15 seconds and chucks up a shot without anyone else touching the ball so this

Like any reasonable person I cringe when Westbrook dribbles for 15 seconds and chucks up a shot without anyone else touching the ball so this

Nukem? I hardly knew em!

Nukem? I hardly knew em!

Sounds like dude made the right choice of subjects between Robillard, Ellington, and of Earl. 

Sounds like dude made the right choice of subjects between Robillard, Ellington, and of Earl. 

She's also a licensed underwater welder and regional arm-wrestling champion.

She's also a licensed underwater welder and regional arm-wrestling champion.

The man was coated in a fat layer of moss, no denying it.

The man was coated in a fat layer of moss, no denying it.

I would be interested in playing this board game.

I would be interested in playing this board game.

I shrug beseechingly and ask, who am I to say who is anyone?

I shrug beseechingly and ask, who am I to say who is anyone?

Such a kibbitzer, that one. A kibbitzer and a kvetcher and a bit of a schlemiel. But a mensch, really, once you get to know him. A little long with the spiel here, I admit, he goes on and on. This "Fresh Prince" person? Who is he really? Is he a friend? Is he from the neighborhood? Do we know this person's family,…

Such a kibbitzer, that one. A kibbitzer and a kvetcher and a bit of a schlemiel. But a mensch, really, once you get to know him. A little long with the spiel here, I admit, he goes on and on. This "Fresh Prince" person? Who is he really? Is he a friend? Is he from the neighborhood? Do we know this person's family,…

Hmm, I dunno. Apple would probably have the edge in like a waif fu scenario, but White could take her in a straight-up slugfest. I'd suggest she lure him into an area with a bunch of different tiers, like an abandoned warehouse, so she can use her superior speed and flexibility to mitigate against his punching power.