*applause*

*applause*

Ceci est dit par l'homme qui a introduit "shamon" dans le lexique? Absurde!

Ceci est dit par l'homme qui a introduit "shamon" dans le lexique? Absurde!

This is an awesome and informative snapshot of a person doing interesting and worthwhile things in this world.

This is an awesome and informative snapshot of a person doing interesting and worthwhile things in this world.

Ces millionnaires ridicules et leur musique trop forte produit un effet nul sur le magnétisme du Québec, et je suis choqué de voir des images vidéo en proclamant le contraire.

Ces millionnaires ridicules et leur musique trop forte produit un effet nul sur le magnétisme du Québec, et je suis choqué de voir des images vidéo en proclamant le contraire.

I always suspected the Washington Generals were involved in some sort of intergalactic dispute…..

I always suspected the Washington Generals were involved in some sort of intergalactic dispute…..

"Ubiquitous" doesn't have the same salacious homophonic subtext as "minor."

"Ubiquitous" doesn't have the same salacious homophonic subtext as "minor."

Scooge me while I whip this out….

Scooge me while I whip this out….

Nylon/nylons/Lactose/Lacoste= overcomplicated lame puns on my part.

Nylon/nylons/Lactose/Lacoste= overcomplicated lame puns on my part.

Saaaay, that dame's game Charlestonnery really cranks my kinetoscope!

Saaaay, that dame's game Charlestonnery really cranks my kinetoscope!

….a secret, burning desire for the silky caress of quality women's hosiery hiding in plain sight behind an overt affection for polo shirt alligators?

….a secret, burning desire for the silky caress of quality women's hosiery hiding in plain sight behind an overt affection for polo shirt alligators?