Hmm, I dunno. Apple would probably have the edge in like a waif fu scenario, but White could take her in a straight-up slugfest. I'd suggest she lure him into an area with a bunch of different tiers, like an abandoned warehouse, so she can use her superior speed and flexibility to mitigate against his punching power.

Malkmus wears t-shirts and jeans and plays fantasy sports. Corgan wears rubber robes and has purposefully released into the world albums titled Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness and Teargarden by Kaleidyscope. The public estimation of which of these characters takes himself too seriously is absolutely correct.

Malkmus wears t-shirts and jeans and plays fantasy sports. Corgan wears rubber robes and has purposefully released into the world albums titled Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness and Teargarden by Kaleidyscope. The public estimation of which of these characters takes himself too seriously is absolutely correct.

Black belt in jape-jitsu bestowed by the one and only official international governing body, the Chuckle Council.

Black belt in jape-jitsu bestowed by the one and only official international governing body, the Chuckle Council.

Yeah Mullin actually thrived for the same reasons he thrived in All Star games and playing with Richmond/Hardaway — on a team with a bunch of super-athletic ballhandlers it's good to have a catch and shoot guy.

Yeah Mullin actually thrived for the same reasons he thrived in All Star games and playing with Richmond/Hardaway — on a team with a bunch of super-athletic ballhandlers it's good to have a catch and shoot guy.

Hornswogglin', Beelzebub worshipin', Ouzo enthusiasts!

Hornswogglin', Beelzebub worshipin', Ouzo enthusiasts!

Audience surrogate in an especially meta trailer, possibly.

Audience surrogate in an especially meta trailer, possibly.

How did the Boys and Girls Club and the 99% get involved in competitive nacho-ing, is what I'm wondering.

How did the Boys and Girls Club and the 99% get involved in competitive nacho-ing, is what I'm wondering.

None of those fine films had the bulletproof scientific authority of the Guinness Corporation.

None of those fine films had the bulletproof scientific authority of the Guinness Corporation.

Apparently there's an entity called Cary Fukunaga and we're supposed to feel an insider frisson from knowing this entity writes about alt-country for Entertainment Weekly, a complex and many shaded molecule of social data given how it impacts on this entity's involvement in a new sphere of activity.

Apparently there's an entity called Cary Fukunaga and we're supposed to feel an insider frisson from knowing this entity writes about alt-country for Entertainment Weekly, a complex and many shaded molecule of social data given how it impacts on this entity's involvement in a new sphere of activity.

Farmers of the world, take note. If you overspray for muppests with Skrillex, the muppests will, eventually, develop a taste for it.

Farmers of the world, take note. If you overspray for muppests with Skrillex, the muppests will, eventually, develop a taste for it.

Ah, wouldn't it be great if there was such a thing, though? Heck if The Flaming Lips can operate out of OKC maybe there was an ecosystem of other similar plains-dazed weirdos, somewhere in the past, was the wish.