And how did they reanimate James Dean????????

What is it with you and Mama's Family?

Why is Jean Rochefort wasting his time throbbing over a Catalan when he could be DON FRICKING QUIXOTE? Pull your fingers out, investors!

And the Fry losing his Human Horn one.

Flaggatum Porcensis!

No, "N-E-D-N-A". Lest We Forget. :(

"You're tearing me apahrt, Lisa!"
- Hockey Arena

So @avclub-da2cfbc3287da0f4f985aa7350b8831b:disqus 's Tennessee Williams comparison is *gasp*… apposite!

Well, miners held it by the pastry seam, so…
I think you can work out the punchline from there :)

*sigh*
Shaving Ryan's Privates

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus In my defence, I only did half the scene. But meh, I'll just wait till it comes round again, and again, and again, until I fall in love with or some shit.

"…Ned the Head; come on, buddy, Case Western High! Ned Ryerson: I did the Whistling Bellybutton Trick at the High School talent show. BING! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad, Senior year, almost didn't graduate. Bing? Aha, Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times till you told me not to…

Ned Ryerson?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

You digress? No shit!

"You can't come into this party unless you're carrying at least 4 Hungarian Improveds. Although, the fat chick in the overalls will settle for 2 Kaghanis and a bottle of Fanta - the Great Taste of Reanimated Fruit! (TM)"

Yeah, but Socrates would just get sidetracked by philosophical thoughts like "All we are is dust in the wind, dude".

"Next Saturday night marks the debut of…a late-night extension…worth forking over… but the first taste…is [of]…eyes and…pizza grease [so it seems that]… The hunt for the…horrible smell coming from the…tissue…of unsettling truths…has been a BuzzFeed article this whole time… [A]n  animated GIF…bated…the royal…

Nice ref!

I don't even own a hyphen, square!

Here's hoping you get stiff at exactly the same rate as the slowly putrefying body of Ryan Reynolds!