As a Methodist, the only movie I'm allowed to watch is Quartet.

Is that happening?! 8————>

Colo(u)r me British. (Not in a white supremacist way, 'cause that would be awful)

The AV Club

So… if the gender roles were reversed, this would be a significant and sociologically groundbreaking show?

This needs more likes.

Titanic 2: Sharknado is legitimately the best Titanic riff I've ever seen

Unless you're a 73-year old vegetable who has dementia'd away her knowledge of South American capital cities, that show was not aimed at you. But I will admit that Richard Osman is kinda cute.

No love for One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich? (Except the whole Nobel Prize thing?)

Maybe, in the 2027 season. We've got 13 episodes on the fiscal cliff to enjoy before then!!!!

The second from the right looks like she swallowed a jar of LEDs!

15 million likes!

Well, er… that Heron guy invented the steam engine back in Ancient Greece, so I suppose there might have been some sort of 'dark age' during this Willennium. #retcon-ends

I smell a Will.I.Am lawsuit. I guess all his periods are coming at once.

*Rothschild's

Chess of Kings? Game of Royalty? Gah, I feel like I'm missing something…

Fuck the Colossians!

Stop stealing my ideas! Empress Zoe would make a legitimately good HBO/Showtime series, what with all the Michael Psellos character assassination and the scheming eunuchs (I'm looking at you, John the Orphan-guy!)

I've always thought that a visit to the mall in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure would be kinda cool. I'd just go round in a toga, beating up mannequins with baseball bats and playing 7 electric keyboards at once until the cops came. If all those places are gone, I won't be responsible for my actions.

Don't ask me, I just work here.