Coincidentally, there was a British Prime Minister (1922 - 1923) called Andrew Bonar Law (pronounced Boner) who must, at some point, have decided "No, I dislike the name Andrew. Perhaps my middle name, Bonar, would be less likely to make the other kids bully me".

Isn't that just Gervase Phinn?

I've spent the last 40 minutes trying to understand and then compose something in that genre. Now to go to Guadalajara…

I see the fnords!!!!!!!!!!!

Classic Poe!

New Simpsons? That's where I dispose of excess bile. Its like a bottomless landfill of mediocrity, rather like the lesser episodes of this show.

Plurality Firsties!!!!
Also, how could someone with a name like Klitgaard NOT be involved in some sort of sex work?

That's essentially what Dreamworks have been trying to do for the last forty years.

That's good/bad (delete as appropriate, I can't be bothered to do the whole scene)

That's just nineteen minutes of blood and screaming.

Counterpoint: Go On Classic reviews.

Mr Sperm-man, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Tell him his lonesome nights are over

What makes you think the Torso People make appointments?
*removes white lab coat to reveal a sinister gap where once a torso dwelt*

As a socialist, I believe that desiccated droplets of shit belong to all humanity.

Ah, le Fellateur Royale! I never would have thought that an ancien regime sinecure position like that would survive the establishment of the French Foreign Legion!

Let me be blunt: is there a postage crisis in America today?

A TALKING SAM!?!

Its official! Two people have seen this show!

I'm not even going to ask about the sickle.

wiZARD of OZ!!!!!!!!!