Eraserhead 2: Electric Bruges-aloo

I lost it at "climactic Sino-Australian choral extravaganza" but it had been brewing since at least "spunky Chinese orphan"

Ooh, contrived!

Funny, I always had it down as Lanesborough…

Well, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert's chemotherapist!

Cue "I got a Community notification for THIS?!" on every article on this site.

"I just can't do this anymore, Generic Sidekick. *swigs whisky* Just as I think everything's stacking up nicely, the leaves all blow back in my face! And I DON'T MEAN TO HURT PEOPLE! It's just that when some no-good punk of a Chief treads on me, I just have this uncontrollable urge to hit him right in the nose, and…

Association for Moulin Rouge Apathy: Postmodern?

Gotta love free verse, bro.

Not our precious bodily fluids!?

Yeah, that guy was so dowdy! geddit? geddit? reddit?
Also, I wouldn't put it past the new batch of 5-year-olds at the AV Club to spell the quasi-word "Vish", so I would humbly propose Iggy the Fish, Iggy Nobel, Iggy Stardust and the Vishsters From Mars, and/or Mr Ignatiy Pop, Esq.

Ayoade did it first!
Oh, unless… any Simpsons geeks here?

Something like RmhaibO'Suilleabhainte, for instance, would be a helluva lot more Oirish, but those Egg Advisory Board goons are infiltrating everywhere nowadays…

Not "Sex Change Game"?

I used to love Redwall too. I started with Mattimeo and devoured them until they all seemed to blend into one another (not encouraged by my teenage brother sardonically explaining that since badgers don't have opposable thumbs, they have no  chance of being able to hold a longbow, let alone manage the draw weight,…

Anglo-Zanzibar War or gtfo, beeotch

I always assumed that was a cover-up for AIDS, but now I'm accustomed to the AV Club, it seems more likely that Gilliam infected him with… CancerAIDS! *record scratches*

Correction: Your song parody is bad and you should feel bad!
Just trying to help :)

That Fuller guy sure loved his irregular spheres!

Count Dooku?