Liked for keeping to the metre of the original… waaaaiiit ;)

I would watch the shit out of a show centred around slo-mo montages of corroded swastika statues gently collapsing in the abandoned capitals of Europe interspersed with close-ups of Randy Jackson's sweating Weeble of a face as he systematically infects a screaming queue of songsters with Rebhorn leering from a…

Beatific Black
American would like to deny any such rumours of sentient statuettes and say instead that “There's
other ways o' learnin' 'bout the behind feet of a mule than gettin' kicked by
'em, sure as I'm named Remus.”

Didn't he have a black girlfriend in one of the later seasons?

You don't wanna know what he's doing to his mediocre wife, amirite?