Clay sees Juice as a sexy biker babe, masturbates furiously, then cries.

I thought that was a nasty gagging/neck-breaking sound.  I hope it was.  I liked Juice, and I was hoping to see the show do something interesting with him, but this storyline is getting old fast.

Chev Chelios murders Shia LeBeouf's character and takes his identity by donning a cheap wig and a shitty American accent.  He fools no one, but everyone plays along because they hated the old guy.

I think this (presumably pre-fame) video was the first time I felt bad about laughing at one of these folks.

Wait… why did…  wha???   What the fuck did these people do for an hour?…

I'm sure Sutter's explanation makes sense in terms of the reality of biker gangs.  (I'd assume he knows way more about it than I do).  But I'm not sure it makes sense in terms of telling a coherent story.

They'll have turned Gemma into Kramer by mid-season.

I watched all of Season 2, yet I managed to almost completely forget about the whole porn storyline.  They really let some of that stuff just fade away, didn't they?  (Although I was glad to see masturbating lobster-hand man back in play!)

Had we heard anything about Bobby and Otto's wife before this episode?  I kind of hope that plot gets explored for a while.  Bobby could be a fun character— half cuddly father figure, half funny fat guy, and half stone-cold killer.  

Whenever I try to tell someone about Freejack (which is surprisingly often), I have to convince them that I didn't just imagine it.

Shouldn't they spend all their time building a giant trampoline or something to deflect the giant dinosaur-killing asteroid?  Or do they still have like 20 million years to think about that?

"Story and character don’t matter. It’s all about the toys."
If you're going to lift directly from Pauline Kael's scathing review of Strap-on Prison Sluts 19, you should at least give her credit.

Paula had quite a reaction to that swarthy man's wang.  Was this the first penis she's seen, or was his dong so hideously deformed that physical illness was a natural response?

Must be tough for the folks behind A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy, knowing that Ebert's one-star review basically means, "I'd rather have died of cancer than have watched this."

That face James McAvoy is making
Why?

James' tiny dolphin teeth
No matter how hard I try, I can't stop looking at them.

Between me and Randy
One of us doesn't understand what the phrase "turn the other cheek" means.

Glossolalia
[Gr., = speaking in tongues], ecstatic utterances usually of unintelligible sounds made by individuals in a state of religious excitement.

Pfft… subverting California's water supply is small-time villainy. Maybe I'll be impressed when these limp-wristed pomegranate milkers do it while impregnating their own daughters.

Devastating edit
Jimmy Iovine: Jacob has to be careful not to let it get too dramatic.