Thanks a lot, Tobias
I don't remember any actor or character from Dear John. But somehow, every element of its horrible theme song buried itself in my subconscious. By pointing out an actor who I would never have recognized on my own, you've made me hum its cloying, seductive-ish melody all day, and thus made me a…

Costumes and choreography by Lisa Simpson's dance teacher.

Wait a second…
So "Treme" is not short for "Extreme," and it doesn't star Dan Cortese as a detective who solves crimes by bungee jumping and street luging?

If I could do it all over again, I'd omit at least one comma.

Racial slur used ironically, to show that I'm completely post-racial, and not just an ignorant fuck.

The inter-generational ass-kicking is in slow motion, to highlight the amazing skill that goes into kicking the shit out of a bunch of nine-year-olds.

Across from where?

The only good part
Was when Kara basically told the curly blond girl that red lipstick is for hookers.

Tim Tebow's girlfriend! And I was worried I wouldn't have anyone to irrationally hate this season.

Seal?

American Idol, as arranged by Tarantino?
I can't wait for the split screens and over-the-top violence of next week's DePalma episode.

Nicely put, guy with computer.

"Another One Bites the Dust." Not to shabby, I guess.

They got one thing right!
I've only known a few people from China, but they've all been origami junkies. You can't have a conversation with a Chinese person without them making origami cranes. And eating sushi and dressing like anime characters.

Not as spectacular as some of the others, but
I'll nominate the steam-room knife fight from Eastern Promises. Movie fight scenes usually make the fighting look kind of fun— this one makes it terrifying.

Seconded on Thief.

The metaphor is way better than the reality
Clay, Tig and the rest stomping the fuck out of Jay Leno.

I'd feel insulted
If I were the driver of an out-of-control streetcar and the superhero cop, upon boarding my streetcar, immediately tried pushing the brake lever. Because it hadn't occurred to me to try that.

To summarize for anomolos: ZOMG COMMUNISTS!!!!111!!

My favorite part
Bret Michaels' PR hack says: