I'd expect Eddie Murphy to see the humor in this…
I think it's funny that this guy:

"(W)orld-class heavy Robert Shaw… lays… James Gandolfini(,) the sonorous-voiced… bitch(!)"

My in-laws grew up in Philly, and they've spent long evenings trying to help me understand what scrapple is and why they want to eat it.

I notice we're concentrating a lot on compilations here. Do the Philly soul groups fall into the Motown trap— great singles but spotty albums?

I'm surprised his computer still works, what with the constant whipping of batteries at it.

That Philadelphia guy knows what he's talking about, but he's also an abrasive prick. Which lines up pretty well with every baseless stereotype I've had about Philadelphia-ites.

Thoughtless has it about right. Carradine always struck me as more of a "kill everyone else in the room" kind of guy. With his bare fucking hands.

No more kung fu fun for me today.

This somehow reminds me
Of the ridiculous adsafdafsfdsa/adfadsfadafds flame wars.

You askin', or you tellin',bitch?

Watch that apostrophe, Caruso.

We don't hit ladies down south
Be a man and hit her in the face!

It might take a second reading, but that, sir, was pure brilliance.

I recall several varieties of gum in gel form, and they were all pretty objectionable— that texture is just wrong.

Y'all my main daimies!

Pootie Tang!
I've been using those quotes for years now, despite some serious drawbacks:

All I got out of it was chlamydia and shame.

I still don't plan on watching the movie
But there are few things that can't be improved by Hank Azaria doing a silly voice.

New Girl's going to be pretty embarrassed when she finds out that Kris Allen did not write What's Going On.

Final two is no fun
No train-wreck performances, no ridiculous mentors, no bickering judges…