She was giggly.

If Simon were as obnoxious as new girl
He would have put her on blast for saddling Kradam with such a treacly, unsingable turd of a song.

I had the misfortune of being a high school senior when that song came out. No graduation-related event was free of it.

Linguo… dead? Linguo IS dead.
Linguo the grammar robot was harmless. But he was also hilarious.

*Punches Caruso in his big bandaged navel.*

People who like things are so gay.

*Robinson

I can't believe this hasn't started yet
Ron Howard's… a… smug… ass(!)

It was my understanding, Idgy, that "curbing" refers simply to removing your dog from the main sidewalk when he poops. Like, "please don't curb your dog on my lawn."

Which of the screaming fans was Donna Bowman?

Let's libel Danny Gokey!
My cousin in Milwaukee once saw him curbing his dog under a swing set. My cousin asked why he would do that.

Ryan Seacrest is executive producer of everything on television— I suspect he might more absurdly wealthy than Simon.

Seacrest is a terrible, terrible man, but I get the impression that he's a professional— I saw a similar look of hate in his eyes when the performance shows ran way late earlier this year.

You can catch herpes from a Jew, too, buddy. And take my word, that shit ain't gentle.

*Wraps legs around OtP's waist and violently gyrates hips until they both fall off of the swinging rings and into a pool of cold, cold water*

Because if Nitro and Glycerine both write books, Nitro and Glycerine will be adjacent on the book shelf and Borders will explode!

American Gladiators on BBC (they just call it "Gladiators")
It's a delightful mind-fuck!

Could you at least unchain those young ladies in your crawl space before you kill yourself?

Getting drunk and playing skee-ball is great in small doses, but you have to be willing to put up with overpriced beer and food that might make you poop funny.

The Glee commercials are an enigma. Is it so ironic that it broke my sarcasm detector, or is it a sincerely enormous turd?