Couldn't Gwen have just lent those guys some cash and saved everyone a lot of discomfort?

A Svengoolie classic!

Poor No Doubt
I've never seen No Doubt live, but I'd imagine that Stefani's stagecraft (stomping through the crowd, push-ups, call-and-response) works a lot better when the audience actually cares.

Daughtry's beard shape
Cockagon?

"This is not what the Colonel would have wanted"
I'm pretty sure the Colonel became dissatisfied with Oprah as soon as he learned that The Color Purple was not a documentary.

I'd pay to see a movie in which, after 90 minutes of superheroing around, Ryan Reynolds is unceremoniously shot in the face by Dirty Harry.

It was good while it lasted, buddy
It really looks like this will be the summer we finally turn on Joseph Gordon-Levitt. But hold your head high, G-Lev… you held on longer than most.

I'm reasonably coordinated (enough to make the words on the computer, at least), but my orange peels always wind up in 20 pieces.

I don't know what the AV Club people look like
Who's that with the sick orange peeling skills?

A 90-pound point guard who loves to shoot the three… yeah, that's the cure for what ails the Knicks!

That's what she said?
Well? Is it?

That'll do, Stuff. That'll do.

Official Heroes finale prediction thread:
Ali Larter will appear as yet another superfluous character.

Hold on… did Conan just say he has cancer?

If we can only have one, I'll take Hobo With a Shotgun. It wasn't in theaters, but it's worth a look on YouTube.

Who knew?
Unconscious Sulu's eyeshadow is gorgeous!

Former Illinois state's attorney Dick Devine.

In fairness, IMDB tells me that you've only been in two teen movies, plus a couple of shitty movies and a good movie of which I've never heard. That hardly merits the "all those teen movies" designation I used.

Tokyo Teen Sluts.

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