You know, I think Justin TImberlakes does some good work. I remember during the Super Bowl a few years ago thinking, "Okay—who is this guy, and why is Shaquoya Jackson's nipple on my TV?!" but now I see him in movies all the time! Glad he's finally trying his hand at music. 

You know, one of my friends at work was telling me about this show. She said that you have to watch it from the beginning. I tried to find it at the redbox outside of Stater Bros.. I couldn't find it, so I settled on The Proposal instead!  

Mary Steamburgers is quite a catch. She gives me hope that you can still catch a wandering eye or two at my age…or just a few years younger.

Mary Steamburgers is quite a catch. She gives me hope that you can still catch a wandering eye or two at my age…or just a few years younger.

Glad to know that Old Blue is getting a biography picture film finally, but I have in mind a few other celebs that might also deserve a movie about themselves too.

Glad to know that Old Blue is getting a biography picture film finally, but I have in mind a few other celebs that might also deserve a movie about themselves too.

I'll bet you can guess who I'm taking to see this—your dad! Seriously, I know I'm no Meryl Streep, but I think he needs a wake-up call when it comes to the romance department. Last time I asked him to surprise me with something special for my birthday, he gave me a Swiffer. Hello!?!

I'll bet you can guess who I'm taking to see this—your dad! Seriously, I know I'm no Meryl Streep, but I think he needs a wake-up call when it comes to the romance department. Last time I asked him to surprise me with something special for my birthday, he gave me a Swiffer. Hello!?!

You know, I think it's great that a senior citizen is still confident strutting her stuff. I remember when I was in college and I went to a Halloween party wearing one of her pointy bras. 
I think things really went downhill for her, though, when she kissed LIndsay Lohan at the MTV Music Television Awards.

You know, I think it's great that a senior citizen is still confident strutting her stuff. I remember when I was in college and I went to a Halloween party wearing one of her pointy bras. 
I think things really went downhill for her, though, when she kissed LIndsay Lohan at the MTV Music Television Awards.

You know, after my hysterectomy, I watched quite a bit of CNN. I thought it would be good to keep up with what's going on in the world even if I was just recovering in bed, feeling sick as a dog. I became quite a fan of his show. Boy was I disappointed when I found out from the web that this one is a gay! I was about…

You know, after my hysterectomy, I watched quite a bit of CNN. I thought it would be good to keep up with what's going on in the world even if I was just recovering in bed, feeling sick as a dog. I became quite a fan of his show. Boy was I disappointed when I found out from the web that this one is a gay! I was about…

Ho boy! That reminds me of someone I know—me! Seems like just about the time I master the automatic ATM machine, I have to learn how to clip files to an email. This could be nice for when Gerald's in town.

Ho boy! That reminds me of someone I know—me! Seems like just about the time I master the automatic ATM machine, I have to learn how to clip files to an email. This could be nice for when Gerald's in town.

I was thinking of seeing that Abraham Lincoln Vampire Man movie. I mean, can you believe it? The president of the united states and vampires!? Must be pretty inaccurate. But could be fun. Your father and I were looking for something to do when Uncle Stanley is in town. Hopefully this won't be anything like that…

I was thinking of seeing that Abraham Lincoln Vampire Man movie. I mean, can you believe it? The president of the united states and vampires!? Must be pretty inaccurate. But could be fun. Your father and I were looking for something to do when Uncle Stanley is in town. Hopefully this won't be anything like that…

I remember that Christmas where ALL you wanted was a Strawberry Shortcake! Boy your father was NOT happy about that one. I told him there's different kinds of boys, but you know how he is… We're glad you turned out like you did, though.

Jan Lynch, eh? It's so great to see that a mature woman is finally going to be given a chance to show her stuff. Looks like the music television crowd has finally got something right!

No, Ted's "affair of the heart" was with a woman. I wouldn't mind if it was with a man, though—not just because of that, I mean. I think my hairdresser is a gay homosexual.

Oops, I'm thinking of Sally Fourth.