I felt the recent plot line where Ted has a flirtatious fling with one of his co-workers was a little too salty for my taste.

Ok, I swear to God I just typed my comment once.

Oh boy!
So this would only be the second album released in 2011? We need to get on making new music, people! Or, wait, is it just the second ALBUM? Because everything is on MyPods now…?

Oh boy!
So this would only be the second album released in 2011? We need to get on making new music, people! Or, wait, is it just the second ALBUM? Because everything is on MyPods now…?

You know I don't really get excited about movie commercials usually, but this one looks pretty good.

You know
I feel like after the movie where they went to Saudi Arabia and bought a bunch of shoes no one can take them seriously. Besides Sarah Beth Parker is getting a little "long in the tooth" for all this anyways.

It seems like she's really come a long way since NBC ended her talk show and she's no longer on the View. Poor soul.

You know, I had a similar thing to this happen to me once at the PTA meeting last month. I was wearing that sassy strappy number from your sister. Not my style really, just wearing it to be nice. Guess no deed goes unrewarded.

Yeah, I'll bet you think water grows on trees.

The Bettles
You know I'm not as much of a fan as the Beagles as most people are, but I do have a few favorites.

Well, I hope you feel like a big man waving that penis of yours around. Because, guess what? I saw it when it was just a little nub and I was wiping your bottom.

Dear, I''m worried about Superdeformed.

Some Ideas
I've got some thoughts for ways you can maybe get more people to go to your show. If you think I'm over-stepping here, you can say so, just some thoughts from an old lady.

You know
I sent in a video for the first season way back when. I think I was a little over the age demographic even then, but I tried to sort of sex it up. Your father''s idea was that I wear an apron and nothing else in my demo video. My character was going to be the sexy lady who made apple pies and stuff. Not a…

Count me among those who are eager for more. I remember him in the Gilbert Grapes movies. I almost cried when he set his mother on fire because she was too fat. Made me think—okay! Time to hit the Nordic Track!

"smart in life but dumb in love,"
Boy does that sound like someone I know! I'm talking about me! You know I thank my lucky stars every day that your father came along when he did. There was a time before you were around that any man with a Harley could get me to shift his gears.

I don't care much for Katy Perry. It's not her boobs so much (hey I marched barechested on Washington in support of public feeding back when you were a toddler!), but as a rule, I am skeptical of American Idol winners.

Oh! I've got this—Cancerade!

Not a fan
Yikes! I haven't seen that much bloodshed since your brother broke my tailbone. I've told you about that haven't I? I had to sit on a rubber pillow for six months after labor. Embarassing to carry around the thing everywhere.

planet of the apes
Oh boy! I remember that one. Was that the same director as this fellow does the dinosaur movie with the wobbly camera. Terrance Malloy or something?