Too much salt in Postum.  I need to limit my salt intake.  Don't even get me started on my sugar diabetes.

Maybe I'm alone here, but I think the whole helmet thing is just fucking stupid.  As are the dresses worn by Deerhunter band members.

Whoa, dude, I'm in Menomonie as I'm reading your comment.  You just blew my mind.
I have not, however, been to Land O' Lakes, though I enjoy their butter and sour cream.

It was released last Tuesday.  It was available for streaming on iTunes for a couple weeks before the release date.

I've got Flonkerton, so I can't go to Bumbershoot.

Now that's the proper way to deploy a miasma!

Miasma may not be the best word choice…

I was streaming from iTunes before it was released.  If I could have bought it before the release date I would have, but I'm unable to change the laws of time and commerce.

*tick-tock alarm clock I'm gonna be late…*

Yes, but it has nothing to do with your appreciation of this album.

I've streamed this album four or five times and love it.

What's a "grocery" store?  Seriously, I've never heard of this, and I study business in my spare time.

What's a "New York"?  Is it supposed to be a place?

Please hel,

They be like my VCR, all flashing 12:00!  I can't figure 'em out!

I'm a carnivorous consumer of popular culture, and I can honestly say that I've never heard of "Bill Harder" or "Snel".  Are these things supposed to be culturally relevant?  Because if they are, I can assure you that they are not.

I was going to say Forrest Whitaker.  The resemblance is striking.

I studied geology, too.

*looks at self, sees Dockers and a Polo shirt*

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