It seems like Varys is a pretty staunch Targaryen loyalist.

God that was a truly disturbing way to kill someone.

Oh yeah, totally agree.  Bill Hader, Jason Sudekis, and Will Forte were a three-headed beast.  SNL needs more cast members who aren't comics and/or actors (Will Ferrel, Adam Sandler and their ilk) and more class professionals like Hader, Sudekis, Forte, and even Fred Armisen.

I can't tell if you're serious or satirical.  It's not like I haven't gotten misplaced Dany sex-tension before.  When she sent Rhakaro, or whatever blood rider it was whose head was pony-expressed back C/O: some asshole, I thought there was some tension there and I wondered if they were going in that direction, but…

You can't possibly have detected any sexual tension between Grey Worm and Dany.  All they did was speak dramatically at each other in a fake language in a scene pulled practically verbatim from the book.

Yeah, I heard that years ago and it immediately turned me off of his stand up comedy.  I still don't like his stand up, but the Jeselnik Offensive is great.

I'm not a fan of Jeselnik's humor (he's the douchey "that joke was perfect" guy to me) and I didn't get the show when I first tried to watch it.  However, after a few weeks of promos and appearances by my favorite comics, I had to give it another shot.  It's been one of the funniest new shows I've seen in a while.

Also, I don't claim to know shit about cloning in real life.  They can do whatever they want on a TV series though.  They always do.

Accelerated aging.

I'll bet the reason Helena and Sarah are "special" is because they're the originals - identical twins, I guess.  If clones are sterile (…how fucking scary would it be if they weren't?), and Sarah isn't, then she must not be a clone.  Helena mentions a connection between the two, and in no show ever have two characters…

You know what's really great about lines like "red hot like pizza supper?"  It's trying to explain film noir and hardboiled detective-speak to my eight year old son after he asks why BMO talks like that.

Do you think they purposefully made the king a Robert Baratheon clone?

Yeah.  It's just funny that never really occurred to me before.  It's good and evil versions of the same power.

I thought the same thing.

A million likes for giving A Feast for Crows the respect it deserves.  There's nothing more infuriating than listening to people complain who clearly equate quality with body count.  ASoS was awesome plus it has an huge and hugely important body count, it isn't awesome because of its body count.  It's just a score…

It a good visual way to show that they're not just another faction of men.  Right now all they do is kill people and raise the dead - two things we've seen men do.  We've never seen men create fractals out of severed horse heads though.

It's not that big though.  The shit Lancel goes through is more than enough on its own.  They could easily rework it so that Kevan had sons die in battle against Robb or simply died of childhood disease.  There's nothing specific about Rickard Karstark killing his captive sons to get revenge on Jaime Lannister that…

Does that mean Mel is the one that brings Lord Beric back to life and Catelyn too?  Is Thoros of Myr NOT a red priest?

Since there was no real point to them BEING Ser Kevan's kids, I don't see it as a loss.

It conveys visually that they're FUCKING WEIRD since on TV you only have .0005 seconds to tell the viewer what a book can spend 100 pages on.