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I love BSG. I LOVE it. The first 2.5 seasons are my favorite anythings ever. I'm right at the end of my Netflix rewatch with just the 3 part finale left and it sure does get weird during the last season-and-a-half but I don't care because the characters are so important to me and their arcs are so well defined.

Edward James Olmos as Doran Martell. Anyone? Anyone?

"Stop looking at me like that!"

Yeah, that game ends in the exact same place as the episode. Your final objective is to go get the tanks that bail Easy Co. out in that battle.

HOLY SHIT 2094 MEGATONS OF SPOILERS INCOMING…..

I'm against the idea that he simply has a huge cock. I like to think that just as Jon blew Ygritte's mind in the book with "the lord's kiss" so too did Podrick blow the mind of whatever prostitute he was with the same sex act.

Ugh. I HATED last season's Daario. I didn't buy his performance and I hated they way he looked.

That stuff is straight from the books. Also, perverts? Having sex with adult sex workers is perverted? Whatever, lol.

I love AFfC for the same reason. Even the title is just perfect. Westeros is dead and being picked over by scavengers. The only thing that bothers me about ADwD is the lack of payoff on a few things, like the Battle of Winterfell. I've been lucky enough to not fall into the "I hate *insert character name*

hahahaha

I adore Band of Brothers, but when I first watched it and fell head over heels in love with it, it was in the days before I went online and read critical recaps and message boards and stuff.

Jeezus, I love the John from Cincinnati title sequence. Honestly, I think it's probably the best one I've ever seen. The music and the medley of images seem to exist as one unit - like one can't exist without the other - and the cuts sync up with the song rhythms perfectly.

Hate by Numbers was pretty good, but his Cracked articles are non-reads for me. I hate how he basically admits to being a smug douche who thinks he's smarter than everyone and that it's okay because he's a boring middle-aged Jew.

I'd never suggest otherwise.

Someone who hasn't been molded by the Hollywood "pretty" factory. They don't look like actresses, they looks like women any of us normals could realistically meet and date. That, to me, makes the the hottest women on TV. Also, I love curvy brunettes so Abbi is definitely the hot one.

LESS intimidating? WTF? I'm not sure there is a scarier person on TV right now. The mere thought that I might someday run into Adam Driver in a dark alley is the single most terrifying thought a human can have. I dare anyone to contemplate such an occurrence and not break out into a cold sweat. IT CAN'T BE DONE.

Shit. Now I feel like an asshole. If it makes you feel any better is was more like comedic hyperbolic Internet rage I was feeling and not, you know, an actual feeling.

Is it weird that I thought Abbi got exponentially sexier after she had been maced and her shirt got dirty?

I fucking LOVE the Different Stages version of Dreamline.  It's the version that made me fall in love with that song.

Say what you want about the rapping on the Roll the Bones, Dreamline and Bravado are as good as anything Rush has ever done.