When will the DOD reveal the existence of a classified Soft Rock Special Ops Task Force consisting of Marx, Rick Astley, Mike and the Mechanics, and Michael Bolton??? When???

I heard that Marxy Marx could have stopped the 9/11 hijackers.

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On a related note, Marx announced he'll be performing the entirety of The Clash's Give Em Enough Rope at his next show.

I like them both well enough, but it would help if Chris Pratt took a role where he didn't play the Chris Pratt-type (haven't seen the trailer for Passengers yet, so hopefully that's already happened).

I watch films, not popcorn movies. Films directed by people like Coppola. Scorcese. Films like Citizen Kane. I don't watch "popcorn movies." I mean, sure, occasionally I'll go see a movie with giant robots fighting, and sure, I'll have some popcorn then.

"Condoms break, miss. Deal with it!"

I was just overhearing someone on a bus the other day going off on a whole thing about the UN imposing martial law in the US and sending everyone off to FEMA camps, when they have about as much power and influence as my high school's Model UN.

Still, he was no Cactus Chef Playing "We Didn't Start the Fire" on a Recorder

Does anybody remember that episode he did for an audience entirely made up of little kids? It was just the most bizarre experience because he was doing things to try to make them laugh and at the same time making jokes and references that were meant for his regular audience viewing at home. It may not have been the…

One of my favorites was an advertisement for a speaking engagement with the Dalai Lama: "Is this the night he finally challenges Jesus to a knifefight?"

Favorite classic Conan bits, anyone? For me, it's GE Satellite channels by a hair over Actual Items.

Hey, that's when I started watching—specifically I caught his 3rd anniversary special (and I still have it on VHS, with the first two or three minutes missing)! I'd heard enough bad reviews to avoid the show up until that point but laughed my ass off at all the clips and was made a fan for life.

It's okay. The best I could come up with was a fart joke, and I'm okay with that.

I did, but I lost. Jethro Tull strikes again!

Take it from me, Tom. Mailing my bottled farts to Grammy voters has done nothing.

Sorry for the ambiguity—this just relates to Peter Parker being buddies with Stark. I mean, maybe he comes from a working class background, but you can't too realistically have any "oh no how am I going to pay for web fluid and ____" plot points when he could call up Stark and be like, "Hey, can I borrow $1000?"

For me, it's kind of sad that we have an incredibly well-known character where social class and economic limitations are a part of his core identity, and it seems like that's being handwaved away, which Hollywood often does to working class characters, because who wants to worry about money like the proles?

It's not cool.

I complained about this in the teaser-teaser trailer article, but having Peter be good friends with a billionaire kinda undermines his status as a working class schlub constantly on the verge of financial disaster, which bothers me a lot.