I consider myself doing this as a community service. Unfortunately, the judge disagrees.

Are you kidding me? This means I actually have to read the friggin articles rather than skimming them now. This cuts into my me time!

You, Pagliacci?

EW is down to clown.

What about those clowns in Congress? What a bunch of clowns.

Maybe it would help if he had SCARY tattooed on his forehead

You remember when there were those stories about the people who got depressed when they saw Avatar, left the theaters, and had to come to terms with the fact that Pandora didn't exist.?

Welcome to Star Wars Land, where nothing can possiblye go wrong.

It's Sarlacc of empathy that's leading this backlash.

Yeah, I'd never heard this joke before that SNL episode.

Argh, I'm so glad you didn't say Happy Online Retailer Day. I'll have no part of the godless liberal War on Amazon Prime Day!

You should have gone to Mary Anne's Hammocks.

Not cool beans.

***Does a funky dance to Ghostbusters theme***

***Sighs…***

Your cheat reminded me of one for the steampunk PC RPG Arcanum, where you can keep going to this one character and threatening him on behalf of some crime boss or another and he pays to keep you silent, and through some flaw in the dialogue tree, you can do it as many times as you like. Usually, I try to avoid game…

Good luck!

An off-hours stocking job was the best entry-level job I ever had. There was something oddly zen-like about it and I didn't have to deal with customers for the first two hours of the day.

We Bought a Drew

With bandleader Peter Frampton?