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Barney Bartelby
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So excited that she ran away from her when given the chance to join her.

I have nothing clever to say. I'm just pissed they didn't include the Lady Stoneheart scene.

Ghost should star in a commercial for Purina. Mmmmm…them bloody throats is good eatin'.

When I come into these threads I pretend not to know what's going to happen. That way I won't spoil any major events, like when Joffrey's secret evil twin from Asshai arrives next season aboard a polka dot spaceship crewed by giant bats who speak only in sign language.

SHE TURNS MY GRAY WORM INTO A GRAY PYTHON HAHA GET IT?!?!?

"I can fix it."

Yes, that is the whole point. Call it hubris or a tragic flaw. He was so overcome with rage that he lost his cool.

I got a little worried there when they teased Don's death. That ash turned to joy in my mouth when I realized it was just Ole Mistah Coopah.

It would be hilarious if they cut to a quick shot of him rowing at some random point in one of the next few episodes.

Those innocent old days before dinner plate size came along and ruined everything.

Well, he has never really HAD to kill anyone, so it's hard to say what he can and can't do.

I'm not a total book expert, but my sense is that Ser Barristan would have been considered the best by far in his prime. Not sure about the current decrepit form.

Depending on what happens with Stannis and Shireen, he might be the only real Baratheon left in the not-so-distant future. I'd say that makes him more than a minor character.

I honestly don't know. I don't read the experts reviews. I read ahead after season 3 and I regret it. I'm playing a multiple personalities game where I try to convince myself that I don't already know what's going to happen. It's more fun when you have the sense that anything is possible as opposed to just waiting for

Where the fuck is Gendry?

Fabio was way too pretty looking, but this dude doesn't look tough at all. He looks like the member of an indie band.

The way all handsome young men in Hollywood do. By sucking old wrinkly dongs.

I was waiting for "Only Cat." but that's not what he actually said in the show. Slightly disappointed in that. Why don't we write an eight page essay about it in the expert thread?

Mountain 3.0 is a bit schlocky. Looks like Lord Humongous minus the mask. I still prefer him to Daario 2.0 though.

When they announced Pedro Pascal for the role of Oberyn, I didn't know if it would work. He has been incredible though. Top notch stuff.