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Barney Bartelby
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You were there? Very cool. Fischer is a really interesting person and Spassky is interesting in his own way as well.

Two men enter! One man leaves!

One minute you're writing copy. The next minute you're cutting off your own nipple.

p.s.

Every scene in Easteros (chortle) is a bore for me at this point. That's when I look away and check my phone for a quick dopamine pop.

All the attention on Tyrion. Everyone forgetting how much ass Davos just kicked. My favorite character on the show. Have a bowl of brown for me!

Bah gawd! That's Ned Stark's music!

I honestly don't think his acting holds a candle to Cranston's. Walter White was frickin' incredible. Never put a foot wrong. Not only because of the epic showy speeches that everyone remembers, but also for every subtlety of body language and delivery. He really brought that sad sap and his terrifying alter ego to

I'm not going to quote The Room. I'm just here to recommend "The Disaster Artist" for anyone interested in plumbing the bottomless depths of Tommy Wiseau's endearing brand of insanity.

Yes, and The Emperor looks lovely in his new clothes today.

Yea, they look like they'd be pretty COOL parents.

Don't just stare at it. Eat it.

The Master's IMDb rating has dropped down below the average high school GPA of a Stanford freshman. Ball don't lie.

I stuck me hand in Lady Melisandre's snatch. Stannis cut off me fingers as a reward. Niggit.

Oh Chahley. The dingo ate me baby.

Outmaneuver Don? Cutler will end up like Duck's dog.

Well, it was either that or some random creepy pedo named Jacob. Given the alternatives, we felt the smoke monster was a prudent choice. And yes, I'm the bassist from Drive Shaft.

So you're saying SCDP&WHATEVERITISNOW is a sandwich?

Can someone who isn't a simpleton explain what they were trying to accomplish with the constant abrupt cuts between Betty and Don? I just like…totally didn't get it bro.

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, WAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLTTTTTTT!!!!!