Advanced decrepitude. I want more life, facker.

It's gonna be awkward when he's bald with gray hair, osteoporosis, and a pot belly by season 7.

This episode sorely lacked scenes of Stannis being a dick.

Drogon is frickin' colossal now mate.

I will never get those two hours back.

My anaconda
don't want none
unless you got
royal blood son.

Tormarg Tyrellister.

I couldn't care less what the stooges on this site think. They thought The Master was a great movie. Critics don't know jack dude brother.

I want Petyr Baelish as my life coach.

Like I said in another comment, this movie could certainly be interpreted that way. Without giving anything specific away, it's not nearly as anti-technology as a lot of the reviews would indicate. Part of the problem with the movie though is that it doesn't quite seem to know what it wants to say.

Agreed. I'd give it a 6-7 out of 10. Enough logical holes to drive a plot through. The Mara/Freeman/Murphy/Bettany characters were a mess. This was close to being a good movie though. I think they just got a few key decisions wrong.

Those movies are still out there. Dredd. Predators. Hobo with a Shotgun. Clash of the Titans. These are not trying to be "important" cinema. Personally, I appreciate that kind of movie in addition to stuff like Her. A really well made genre film impresses me more than hollow critic bait like The Master. At least it's…

You guys should totally become professional screenwriters.

I sorta liked it. The first half was good. The second half got a little messy. There were almost too many logical problems in this movie to count. Putting that aside, it's not half as bad as the reviews would indicate.

Oh, I'm thinking we'll see her again. I was more just making a joke about how I'd rather watch a horrible character portrayed well than a sympathetic character (relatively) poorly acted. Hell, Littlefinger is probably my favorite character on the show and he's a total dirtbag.

To put on my hyper-critical hat for a moment, didn't they already use that visual joke once last season? Tisk tisk.

They got rid of Shae. The worst actress on the show. I think that pleases me more than Joffrey's comeuppance.

It was so hard not to spoil this episode for my friends. Once I saw the wedding in the episode 2 preview, I knew it was time for Joff's epic choke job. I think they did a pretty nice job of crafting a memorable moment. Dude went all Violet Beauregard with that blue skin.

Remember what Hart said. Something about how if you aren't getting a read on Rust, he's probably getting a read on you. I doubt anything they're throwing at him is truly surprising to him.

I'm a plot junkie and this episode was pretty light in that regard. Elijah returned to the cast, the characters vented a bunch of beef, and everybody ended up right back where they began. I know that was sort of the whole point (some type of message about how friendship means riding out the highs and the lows), but I…