Bloodsport is solid, but Hard Target is probably the more worthy Van Damme film, if only for the incredible standing flip off a speeding motorcycle over an oncoming van scene. So boss.

And while we're on the topic of other upcoming NCC features…

TOMBSTONE
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TOMBSTONE
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TOMBSTONE
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TOMBSTONE
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This used to be a great place for huntin' slash.

Come on, Bennett, throw away that chicken-shit gun. You don't just want to pull a trigger. Put the knife in me and look me in the eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it.

@ Warren Oates

Remember, Sully, when I said I'd feature your movie on The New Cult Canon last?

TOMBSTONE
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TOMBSTONE
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TOMBSTONE
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TOMBSTONE
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Special replay value.

This is one of those movies you only have to see never.

Nay.

p.s.

yawn
Obligatory post requesting that "Tombstone" be featured in a future edition of this column.

Gotta save something for the sequel.

Wolverine blows. Basically just one extended opportunity for a shirtless Hugh Jackman to flex and scream.

Amen.

Wes Anderson is…
…the hipster version of M. Night Shyamalan.

F this
Coming in February…

You had me at hello
"It is human nature to want to seek out what is unavailable to us, even if the item in question is a beyond-bleak character study about an impoverished, alcoholic Native American ex-convict (Depp) who agrees to be tortured and killed on film in exchange for $15,000, to be given to his family…

Because my wife died of exhaustion while working on the Avatar crew.