Heat 2: The Depression
I had been looking forward to this one for a long time. I came away pretty underwhelmed. It wasn't a bad movie. I just expected a lot more. The DV looked like shit. The character development was virtually nonexistent.

I think it qualifies as a "popular movie with special replay value."

I vote no on Deep Cover, BTW. My interest in that movie was piqued when I had it playing in the background while I was working on the computer. I didn't actually watch any of the movie, but I heard Lawrence Fishburne's smooth voice overs about blasting fools and came to the natural conclusion that the movie must be…

@oh you men: Will you marry me?

Shit. Did I forget Curly Bill Brocius?

[ZMF] If they're going to do nutless shit like Dancer In the Dark and a month of cartoons (5 whole f'n weeks) then they should compensate by also including CULT MOVIES FOR GUYS WHO LIKE MOVIES. [/ZMF]

Not to mention…

Enough of this highbrow shit
The New Cult Canon needs a testosterone boost. Allow me to suggest the following tonic:

Rejoice
Dave Chang is my favorite Internet Eating Sensation. Glad to see he's back in action.

Right Said Ed
The only thing I remember about this movie is the stupid chicken dance.

Jeff Bridges
When I was in college Jeff Bridges came to a screening of Lebowski that was playing just off campus. A few friends and I waited in line so we could get front row seats. After the movie, he did a Q&A session with the audience. The Dude was about thirty feet away from us on stage. I could've thrown a…

Hey look, a giant hipster douche.

I'll spare you the suspense. Barton Fink sucks.

I'm just glad we finally got past those five weeks of cartoons.

Also, his wife has really big coconuts.

Mos Def ruined 16 Blocks.

Ice-T definitely deserves mention for "Surviving the Game."

I left my heart in San Francisco
That Tony Bennett story made me laugh. I can just imagine the pained look on his face: "Thousands of times. Thousands of times." Being a star must offer endless reminders of how unoriginal and annoying most people are. A bunch of broken records offering the same unclever in-jokes. Just…

I started watching Conan shortly before Andy left the show. At the time, I remember thinking it suffered in his absence (although it gradually recovered). I'm glad he's coming back.

James Caan
Joseph Biden