Animation Month.

Damn
A whole month of animation.

Dreck
I had to read this script for a talent manager a couple years ago. It licks donkey balls. It's like the ugly mutant offspring of Crash and Babel. When will Harrison Ford go back to doing quality movies like Air Force One?

Damn
I came here for the Lacey Chabert interview. Am I in the wrong place?

Teen Wolf
I love shitty movies. Sometimes you just need to watch the touching story of a teenaged werewolf who drinks beer, plays basketball, and surfs dangerously on the hood of a speeding vehicle.

He even stabbed Howard Hughes.

I think you might be confusing Hard Target for Commando, wherein Colonel John Matrix smells approaching home invaders.

I can't bag groceries no more. Lost my arms in a terrible fire. Severe burns on 95% of my body. Only way I can socialize is through internet chat rooms. I hunt and peck.

If you're going to name your shitty band after someone, it might as well be Nikola Tesla.

Rumor has it…
If you behave badly in Hell, you go to Ticketmaster when you die.

There Will Be Blood
Holy shit this flick is bad. I was a big time Seagal fan when I was a kid. My parents took me to see Under Siege when I turned ten and I somehow managed to convince my mom to drive across the county so we could see On Deadly Ground when it came out in theaters. My only memory of the experience is…

Damien Hirst fucking sucks. Same with Dash Snow and all those retards. Emperor's New Clothes. Marcel Duchamp sucks a fat dick.

Good
The world needs less Joe Escalante. I don't know who thought his right-wing douchebaggery would be a good fit at a motherflyin' indie rock station. Sheesh.

I can't listen to the song Juicy anymore. Whenever I try, all I hear is P. Poppa Diddy Popp whispering his unnecessary sweet nothings.

Hi, my name is Sean Combs
I built my career by stealing the beats from soul/pop/funk/R&B hits and adding a glossy new sheen of shit-stained lyrics. You can learn more about me in the new movie Notorious, starring Jamal Woolard.

Barney Bartelby is back
Got a fistful of nuts. Who wants some of my beef products?

Rushmore and Tenenbaums were great, but The Life Aquatic was like a bad imitation of a good Wes Anderson movie. All whimsy and no substance.

Remember when this guy made good movies?
I miss those days.

There's a reason some of those books are taught in school. They're classics. They've resonated with several generations of readers.

Good books: