"Dammit Dr. Surgeon, I may not like you, but you sure know how to cut through the bullshit and get results."

Can they at least rename the lead character Carter Conviction? The audience generally needs to know who the lead is just by reading the title. See, Matlock, Dr. House MD, Leslie Bones PHD, Harrison J. Special Victims Unit BA.

Well he did direct that Italian Job remake which was pretty solid…so wouldn't that likely more of a reason than Straight Outta Compton?

What a twis… Oh….oh everyone did that?

Free shovel?

Yeah, AskJeeves might not be the prettiest one there, but it spent a semester in Paris, and you know what that means.

Rightly so.

So are we going with Batstrom or Backman? Neither?

Another great entry in the "Don't Do What Donnie Don't Does" series.

So glad they decided to come back after leaving the series on a perfect note in Season 8 only to leave it with a cliffhanger…

Thank you. Seriously. Thank you.

Does seriously no one read The New Yorker around here?

So… Sarah?

"Oh my god that's her tent!"
CUT TO:
The most generic-looking tent imaginable.

Rene Russo is that you?

Where was she when they built the ladder to heaven?

The pig says my wife is a slut?

So one of those Fish Oil Council creeps got to you too, huh?

I'll be honest, even me making a joke about it is pretty much my still utter disbelief that it happened… Such a bizarre and tragic case…

Am I the only one who thinks the fish oil angle is actually supposed to be a joke? Why would it not be? It's a fad supplement everyone's taking…