VanDerWerff
You're a constant disappointment.

Not like that Jerry asshole.

Mark is also good at telling people to shut up.

And then the exasperated attempts to read the now cut-in-half Indiana Building Code.

Oh god please make a Space 1999 movie. I don't care if it sucks. MAKE IT.

All worth it
for Garrett Dillahunt's sad puppy dog face.

Sentient Pastry Bandwagon is the name of my noise band.

This makes me sad.

The first couple of lines here made me thought he was doing a Jay Leno impression.

Gun control!

No. And Fuck you.

I concur with Fuck You.

THAT COMMENT'S PERFECTLY LEGIBLE! IT WAS ALL AN ACT!

Oh, I thought it was Moonlighting.

You sure taught us to appreciate familiar writers!

Curling is brutal to the soul. Who would have thought ice marbles would be such a glorious, anguish filled sport?

Funniest thing Betty White did was send a message to Rue McClanahan in the hospital saying, "I hope you die so I can be the last living Golden Girl. NOT KIDDING."

I have to admit - "Gays of Comedy" sounds hilarious. As long as Mario Cantone is physically restrained from coming anywhere near the studio.

Another Boner comment.

Don't worry, ladies. A C is still passing!