I'm sure similar theories have been discussed, but Felix is almost certainly a part of Project Leda, right? Perhaps a clone they somehow gave a Y chromosome? He can't just be some random orphan that S was lugging around with Sarah. There's clearly more to him than that.

The music section has always been A.V. Club's weakest, IMO. Take it with a grain of salt.

If anyone has 45 minutes to spare:

ARE THERE HELICOPTER RIDES?

Who is being denied this right in this situation?

Both are awesome. No need to praise one at the expense of the other. Just be glad that Ohio has the best ice cream in the country.

No, thank YOU for bravely standing up for your noble cause!

Yes. I am saying that they killed people and that's why they shouldn't have a show.

I'm in the Klan, but only on the weekends.

Which amendment to the Constitution protects me from getting fired for being a bigoted douchebag?

That's what Hobby Lobby is for.

Remember, don't be an asshole, because you might lose your job for being an asshole.

Who knew poor white trash were so poor?

Probably fucking other dudes.

YOU'RE NOT BEING TOLERANT OF MY INTOLERANCE!

When I go to Jeni's, I always get stuck behind people who insist on trying every single one, and then comment at length about each of them.

Gillian doesn't need a career. She's Mrs. Garry Marshall and is set for life. In multiple dimensions.

Jeni's does a pumpernickel flavor in the winter that has actual pumpernickel bread in it.

FUCK YEAH JENI'S!!!!!!!

I wish you were dead too, Dad.