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Cousin Oliver
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I think I speak for everyone when I say that I'm far more concerned about the fate of the gentleman in the bear costume.

I love this show so goddamned much for doing this.

Don't be so hard on Top Chef. They do their best.

But it seems like Breaking Bad's fanbase went off the deep end in the past year. Are all of the folks who jumped on board the unstoppable Walter White train in the past year (a sizable number, as evidenced by its ratings surge) insane or something?

Breaking Bad fans have become insufferable. Jesus meth-making Christ.

I absolutely loved Enlightened, but I don't think I'd care for this painfully cloying show that Todd described in this column.

F-. That Cornrow City massacre juxtaposed with images of the Civil Rights movement might be the most crass and offensive thing I've ever seen on a Ryan Murphy show. And shit, that's saying something. And let me guess: Queenie will end up being the only dead character that doesn't get resurrected.

I'd definitely have put Elysium on this list. It's a painfully stupid film with a flimsy premise that delivers a clunky, heavy-handed and wholly unoriginal statement about wealth inequality in the shallowest way imaginable. Just a total turd from beginning to end.

This Zoe/Kyle storyline is garbage. The only time it's any good is when Lily Rabe is around.

Glee is unwatchable, not hatewatchable.

It's basically the most hatewatchable show ever made.

So do they teach anything at this "school?"

Apparently you missed the "by this show's standards" part.

It was a crowd pleaser. Predictable and safe, at least by this show's standards.

Dear Fourvel looked quite famished. I wonder how long IT'S BEEN since his last meal.

What ever happened to Jaye Davidson?

I'm convinced that Kristen Bell has the worst agent in Hollywood.

What's the Native American equivalent of blackface?

She looks more like Homestar Runner than Sharon Tate in that t-shirt.