Okay, say you can accept that Brody is seen as a veep candidate (which, quite frankly, is still a colossal load of horseshit).

Okay, say you can accept that Brody is seen as a veep candidate (which, quite frankly, is still a colossal load of horseshit).

In 24, I could buy it. In Homeland, which established a much more rational and realistic tone in its first season, I absolutely cannot buy it. He's not even a year into his first term in the House. Brody's rise to power in Washington defies all logic. It's downright stupid.

In 24, I could buy it. In Homeland, which established a much more rational and realistic tone in its first season, I absolutely cannot buy it. He's not even a year into his first term in the House. Brody's rise to power in Washington defies all logic. It's downright stupid.

Are we so blinded by the post-Emmys glow that we can't realize that this show is on the brink of shark jumping? I mean, Brody already has his water skis strapped on; he's just waiting for Richie to get the boat started.

Are we so blinded by the post-Emmys glow that we can't realize that this show is on the brink of shark jumping? I mean, Brody already has his water skis strapped on; he's just waiting for Richie to get the boat started.

I was going to recommend including Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close on this list, but then I remembered that that colossal piece of shit actually succeeded in getting Oscar attention.

I was going to recommend including Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close on this list, but then I remembered that that colossal piece of shit actually succeeded in getting Oscar attention.

He's not. He's a Class-A douchebag, actually.

He's not. He's a Class-A douchebag, actually.

But would she miss an opportunity to tell the guard about her conjoined twins' struggle with Crohn's disease? I think not.

But would she miss an opportunity to tell the guard about her conjoined twins' struggle with Crohn's disease? I think not.

Walt should have just tricked Marie into stealing the laptop for him.

Walt should have just tricked Marie into stealing the laptop for him.

I'll show up in a flashback episode to Will's early days as a low-level Variety writer determined to show that Sherwood Schwartz's decision to add a bespectacled little tyke to The Brady Bunch was a shameless ploy - one that could severely undermine the show's commitment to quality.

I'll show up in a flashback episode to Will's early days as a low-level Variety writer determined to show that Sherwood Schwartz's decision to add a bespectacled little tyke to The Brady Bunch was a shameless ploy - one that could severely undermine the show's commitment to quality.

This show will almost certainly reach a new level of unwatchability once they get to the Republican primaries.

This show will almost certainly reach a new level of unwatchability once they get to the Republican primaries.

$100 million: Mickey Mouse's pension
$150 million: Bob Iger's Olympic-sized swimming pool of cash
$100 million: R&D for Disney's little-known military weapons division

$100 million: Mickey Mouse's pension
$150 million: Bob Iger's Olympic-sized swimming pool of cash
$100 million: R&D for Disney's little-known military weapons division