Man, first I saw David Anders singing in his underwear on iZombie, and I thought it was a good day for hot, talented actors singing. But then I watch Agent Carter and Enver Gjokaj is singing! With his clothes on, but he was dancing, so I guess there was a balance. Truly, a blessed week.

Stark and Angie aren't really involved in the action. Anna just got shot and can no longer have children. A handful of white characters died via black goo, and a white goon got shot and killed today. A white police officer got shot and killed last week. We'll have to wait for next week for confirmation Vernon is dead,…

I swear, Chris Carter really doesn't unstand people tune in for specific actors and characters, not more endless alien conspiracy crap.

Yeah, anti-vaxxer crap actually kills innocent people, babies and children who didn't have ability to choose and the immunocompromised out in the real world.

Oh, mine too, and several others I talked to. It's hard to miss at this point.

It makes me sad because you know he can act. He was just in Continuum, so you know he hasn't magically lost the ability, he has so much more to bring to the table as an actor, if you let him. Someone clearly isn't getting how important characters are to the sucess of X-Files. That's definitely been one of my…

Because obviously when you bring back a beloved series for a 6 episode run after years of being off the air, beloved in a large part due to the chemistry between the two main leads, what you want to do is take away as much time as possible from those two characters people have been clamoring to see and spend it on a…

Did you, or did you just eat a placebo pill and hallucinate it? The truth is out there.

It can't possibly worse than Chris Carter's three episode dumpster fire which we just witnessed, so I say it's worth a shot. Anderson at least seems to be emotionally invested in the series and is putting some effort into her acting. I really appreciate that and if she brought that same level of trying and actually…

It's Schrödinger's Alien DNA.

Look, last names are good enough for Scully and Mulder and she HAS borne his child.

I hate the word 'problematic' but I didn't see the pb+j as being positive. In the end all it said was that a nice seeming, cute muslim guy is still secretly a terrorist.

Mulder was also a little nerdier.

If they were dead set on going with a super pale young red head, it seems like Molly Quinn might have been able to make the character a little more likeable and appealing.

It was actually the sound of angels farting.

I was desperately hoping we'd get to see more Kellogg (Stephen Lobo) as his acting is so much more interesting than the baby clones was, but alas, I was doomed to be disappointed by this as well. Goddammit episode!

The trumpets also sounded really bad, like metal grinding against metal or something. I guess vuvuzelas would be worse, but it seemed so unpleasant sounding I figured it had to be a later plot point or it extra made no sense. There was nothing heavenly about that noise.

She didn't seem like she could possibly have those degrees and those years training at Quantico and still be so immature. The soap opera characters on the freaking show Quantico actually seem more like FBI agents than she did, and if you've seen that shitshow you know how much that says. I kept expecting her to say…

No, it was gross. This episode was like a steaming pile of dogshit served up on a plate of mediocrity, with an inexplicable sprinkling of gems on top. Ok, that didn't really make sense, but neither did this episode.

What the fuck did I just watch. WHAT THE FUCK. Wildly uneven episode, but even the bright spots don't save it from being bad, possibly one of the worst X-Files episodes. I know the hatred might be clouding my judgement, but the more I reflect on it, the more I hate it. I feel like it earns a place in the top five…