"This is your captain speaking. Whooooooo's ready for a pool party!!!"

A Degrassi High degree still stands for something!

Yeah, but how does Greg Gutfield feel about Catholic school girls?

"Sodas? I'm buying!"

Especially if their lipstick is poking out.

First rule of Godzilla's Penis Club…

Never mess with a cybersurgeon…

I don't even own a "Star Wipe"!

…I smell what you're cooking.

I smell what you're cooking.

I hate Austin. Because it's so close, bands don't play in San Antonio like they used to. They only play in Austin and always in festivals.

Hooray!!!

Am I still banned?

I like the part where the spider spells "Wonder Puss" in its web and Xanderpuss kills it with a broom. Talk about a walk down memory lane!

Just a regular old Steve Miller.

I picked up Juggalo by Steve Miller because Nathan Rabin got me obsessed with the ICP culture. Sadly, the first third of the book didn't give me any new info about the band/subculture, but it was readable. I'm now reading about Joe and Joey's backgrounds and it is lots of fun. I don't listen to this band, but I am ob…

A certain Shia LeBoooof lookalike begs to differ.

One of my brothers and I didn't speak to each other for 8 months over a $5 Netflix bill. It is sad.

Assumption?

You know, I'm starting to just not care about anything anymore. Maybe Styrofoam is the way…