I hope that jerk didn't pull that crap in front of your imaginary daughter!

I feel like it's more likely that I would get in an altercation with one of my brothers than I would with a stranger.

IIRC, that actor was originally supposed to be the lead.

Well sure, with that kind of numbers advantage we could beat just about any gang up. But against the Orphans it would only take about 60 of us.

To be fair, most gang stuff in NY in the late '70s was handled through the gang members parents.

F*cking Windows, man. Worst guy in the gang. "You guys gonna listen to Cyrus? You gonna let him give the orders? I mean, he could be one of those baseball furies!

I don't watch Christmas Vacation but I do watch Gremlins.

Does any Jack Russell really need to be described as feisty? That's like a trait of the breed.

Last I heard they had him locked up for his own protection in the corn crib.

Thank god there's only one of you.

I walked out of one once when a joker behind me spoiled the ending of the movie. Sorry, Mr. Gibson, but I will probably never watch the climax of The Passion of the Christ.

Yep, all those seeds in tangerines are a pain in the fanny. That's why I dream of a world full of tangelos.

I know that Elvira Snow was not pleased with Jenny Lee's popularity.

Leave me alone, Wiener Dog!!!

Well, if you stay on the main aisles and don't wander behind the booths you too can have the same experiences as the rest of us.

It's cool. They all quit.

Do you not go to WeeCon at San Bernadino every year? You're missing out!

No, no. That was the guy from Green Room.

Semper Fart!

I hope they did, Drunk Napoleon. You need it. You need it most of all.