No love for the beatbox?

Is that the reason this season was released with such little fanfare? Is it because Probst doesn't really have a crush on any of these folks?

He's good. He almost killed a few folks this season, but other than that… Good.

"Telling fellow Survivors about autism: good. Telling fellow Survivors that every cent you have goes toward hospital bills for your autistic child: bad."

To be honest, I did lick my palms when I watched it.

I think he's referring to the majestic beauty known as High School Musical.

You make me make a phony phone call? To Austin Butler?

I think about stuff like that sometimes too and get really depressed, but then I remember "well, someone has to rewind the VHS tapes at work tomorrow."

Wait! Today's not Wednesday!

But he uses okra! The monster!

So I guess you can't fit anywhere.

Where the hell else do you think they work?

Would it surprise you to know that actor Charlie Sheen is a known juggalo?

That is so, so wrong.

Why? People pay extra for the dirty fork!

Aw, too bad about the plane crash. That would have been really cool to have a handwritten letter from the Cranberries to have framed on your wall now.

You mean how they just get drunk and wail a whole lot?

I'm gonna stop you. I think that I have heard this one before.

Does this freeze well?

It's really depressing.