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Saturday Night Palsy
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Now I still have ping-pong and The Natural in my head.

That is not how a haiku works, Guy.

Wait a second… Those were the gloves from the Corey Feldman video earlier today!

I did that for Halloween one year.

Nothing like a song that's 70% chorus. This won't be in my head for the rest of the damn day.

*takes off shirt; grosses out internet*

And get fired?

I got to see Geraldo and the folding chair. That was a good one!

Your neighborhood is the worst!

Headless and all alone!

Some college buddies and I took a road trip to San Francisco long, long ago. When we got to a friend's house where we were crashing his girlfriend asked us how we felt about Jerry. When she saw our puzzled reactions she said "Jerry Garcia. He just died." The next day this Texas boy just happened to go to his

This is pretty darn effective.

Why can't I just vote for Gary Glitter and get that?

Michael Jackson really did a number on this guy.

Regardless John Travolta won't be able to pronounce it come Oscar season.

In cockney slang "fanny" means "granny".

Don't tell me what I can and can't imagine, Brass Bed. I am very imaginative. I'm like a child that way.

I was actually shocked that Scot praised Nick's effort tonight. It was much more sportsman-like than I expected.

Not quite that drunk.

They have to check in with Rupert first.