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Saturday Night Palsy
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He's in spitting distance from a MILLION dollars!

As long as you get a boob job and make it to the merge everything should work out fine.

He seems better suited for the Washington Generals.

Or maybe she's the one to go home next week after the crew finds out she's actually been dead for three weeks.

The Takeo idol holder.

Keith is gonna win this game, sir.

I never understood the "all-gender" alliance. Why does a player think that they can trust a person based on how they position themselves when they pee?

As far as I'm concerned he's Woo Fairplay from now on!

Alabama?

Don't leave out the Christy brothers.

The three women would need a fourth vote and Spencer is the low man. They wanted to see if he would stick to the plan *spits*.

Are you thinking of Tyson?

I <3 Spencer but I wish they'd tone it down on his journey to humanhood confessionals. He's close to becoming Cochran 2.0.

Yeah, these movies are a sequel to some other movies from the '70s and '80s. They were called Star Wars, The Emperor Strikes Back, and Ice Pirates.

What? He can be one of Princess Leia's boyfriends! She met him at Space tennis camp and he told her that her hair was beautiful!

Next thing you know they'll start selling little dolls of all the characters!

Boy, they're really pushing the merch on these movies this time around.

You should adore marketing people. They're just a part of life.

Also he giggles if you poke him there whereas in this reality he would start a feud with your entire coastline if you were to try that stunt.

No, he has "Hug Life" on that belly.