I've found that there are far more MIFs than MILFs in this world.

Sure, leave out the part about the spankings.

No wonder you're so disappointed.

Back to the Future is Lucasfilm, right? Surely Disney would be capitalizing on that right now if they owned those rights.

I can't not watch this. The trailers sold me on it.

It's the scrying that you can't stop.

Plus that beach gig on Amity Island.

Why would you want to see Morrissey happy? He only has maybe two happy songs.

King's done some weird stuff, but I don't remember anyone ever changing their race halfway through a book.

I misspelled "beautiful" and then cried on stage in front of the fourth, fifth, and sixth grades.

Roll with it! " That's right, Aimee. The Artist Formerly Known as Y needs the punishment formerly known as a spanking!"

"Her last baby come out sideways."

She was watching the show, right?

Spencer looked close to getting a broken leg. And Tasha.

"You know what? You disgust me now!"

I don't remember that turn in the comic, but I did skip a few years.

Maybe Joe wanted to put the target on someone else. He just played as a challenge beast, why not put it back on the original?

Split second? He did that the whole challenge. Also, Bayong wasn't "first" by some estimations.

Where is this shitty looking "fake"/real idol? I'm ready for some idol chaos!

She also hands back the immunity idol like Vanna White spinning a vowel,