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What if Denzel can do a British accent?

What if Denzel can do a British accent?

I think his high water mark is "Dead Heat", and he got out-shined by Joe Piscopo's 'roid-soaked mullet.  

I think his high water mark is "Dead Heat", and he got out-shined by Joe Piscopo's 'roid-soaked mullet.  

Yes, this 106 track velvet bound set is much like haiku, or at least a colossal, velvet bound book of haiku.  Thank you for the knowledge, Billy.

Yes, this 106 track velvet bound set is much like haiku, or at least a colossal, velvet bound book of haiku.  Thank you for the knowledge, Billy.

This Florida fellow has made the graphic description of fellatio into a subtle euphemism for blowing a whistle!  Truly a bard for out times.

This Florida fellow has made the graphic description of fellatio into a subtle euphemism for blowing a whistle!  Truly a bard for out times.

He's been busted for assault multiple times, he got caught on tape banging groupies with Scott Stapp, and he played at rallies to support Romney/ Ryan here in Michigan.  He's pretty much the physical embodiment of his stupid, shitty music. 

He's been busted for assault multiple times, he got caught on tape banging groupies with Scott Stapp, and he played at rallies to support Romney/ Ryan here in Michigan.  He's pretty much the physical embodiment of his stupid, shitty music. 

"Traditional values" isn't code for Christian or white, it's all about the dick jokes and washed up 80's stars (or boyfriends of said stars).

"Traditional values" isn't code for Christian or white, it's all about the dick jokes and washed up 80's stars (or boyfriends of said stars).

"Penthode" is German for Dutch robot rape.

"Penthode" is German for Dutch robot rape.

Looks like the Flash just farted.

Looks like the Flash just farted.

"Easily better"?  Haven't seen the Last House remake, but The Crazies, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Night of the Living Dead are all fucking fantastic and unique in their original forms.  Their remakes could all be the same slick, rote exercise.  I guess some people really like that movie.

"Easily better"?  Haven't seen the Last House remake, but The Crazies, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Night of the Living Dead are all fucking fantastic and unique in their original forms.  Their remakes could all be the same slick, rote exercise.  I guess some people really like that movie.

Why do they do this?  The defining element of comic book translations' success has been that they make it like the comic.  So they cut the character's title in half and take away his mask and beard.  I'd guess a short life for it regardless of story quality, but on CW it could last for a decade regardless.

Why do they do this?  The defining element of comic book translations' success has been that they make it like the comic.  So they cut the character's title in half and take away his mask and beard.  I'd guess a short life for it regardless of story quality, but on CW it could last for a decade regardless.