"My heart and soul would really love someone like Reagan or FDR to come back and give us a New Deal"—MR. CREED

"My heart and soul would really love someone like Reagan or FDR to come back and give us a New Deal"—MR. CREED

The one-two punch of David Gale and Pay it Forward are crimes against humanity.  As a substitute teacher in an inner city St. Louis high school I was forced to kill time with a detention group of forty kids in the basement by showing "Pay it Forward".  I didn't know what that bullshit was when they handed it to me—the…

The one-two punch of David Gale and Pay it Forward are crimes against humanity.  As a substitute teacher in an inner city St. Louis high school I was forced to kill time with a detention group of forty kids in the basement by showing "Pay it Forward".  I didn't know what that bullshit was when they handed it to me—the…

Too bad Chris Carter didn't get around to watching season 2 a little sooner.

Too bad Chris Carter didn't get around to watching season 2 a little sooner.

Do Hudgens and Gomez hump any trash besides Harmony Korin and James Franco?

Do Hudgens and Gomez hump any trash besides Harmony Korin and James Franco?

Shit, how did I not miss the tan M&M's?  HOW.

Yeah, I was going to say Walter Hill is too good for this shit and then I remembered Last Man Standing.  But this kind of looks like he just poured Stallone putty into the Nick Nolte grizzled racist mold, so…it could work.

Yeah, I was going to say Walter Hill is too good for this shit and then I remembered Last Man Standing.  But this kind of looks like he just poured Stallone putty into the Nick Nolte grizzled racist mold, so…it could work.

This time the shrug is only prelude to the People's Elbow. 

This time the shrug is only prelude to the People's Elbow. 

It turns out the kids died of natural causes and the killer faked kidnapping and murder so he could prove the fallibility of the death penalty.

It turns out the kids died of natural causes and the killer faked kidnapping and murder so he could prove the fallibility of the death penalty.

Too fucking lazy to edit.

Too fucking lazy to edit.

When you replace half your drum kit with foot pedals that shout "YEAH" and "HEY" it's always going to sound like shit. 

When you replace half your drum kit with foot pedals that shout "YEAH" and "HEY" it's always going to sound like shit. 

He plays it pretty straight in "Birdy".  Maybe watching Matthew Modine get all the fun in that movie made Cage swear to never not be the fucking crazy one again.