Yeah, the whole interchangeable parts deal made them really easily disperse.  That four armed purple guy looked sad with nothing but four empty nubs and his glow brain chewed on by the dog.

That's Armisen.

Plus he snorts like pyramid loads of coke.

You Marvel motherfuckers should make a movie of the Champions so I can boycott that, too.  And the Defenders goddamn you.

FUCK YOU MARVEL until Avengers comes out.

Yeah, and "Even Better Than The Real Thing" is probably an inside joke.

Malone

Non-musical entertainment:  Loutallica.

Yeah, I was disappointed to see Hawkeye wasn't going to be in the classic purple mask, but seeing them put Captain America in something like the comic makes me think Renner dodged a bullet.  Looks like he's ready to go tie some balloon animals at a kid's birthday. 

That Battleship trailer has stolen my Atari Air Sea Battle script! 

She's adorkable!

Maybe they'll give it to Harmony Korine.

What if Obama ran on Metallica's "Blackened"?  Or how about "Obama" set to the tune of the Adolescents' "Amoeba"?

It pairs nicely with Point Blank in a Bad Ass Lee Marvin fest. 

I thought he died twenty years ago, so I feel your pain.

You dirty hippies get off my lawn!

I assume Donovan makes it based solely on the rockin' use of Hurdy Gurdy Man in Zodiac and his vocals on Billion Dollar Babies.

How can they hope to out-rock Bumfuck & Sons?

I thought "Amateur" was one of his best.  It's like a screwball comedy being sucked into an Isabelle Huppert vortex of sadness.  In latex!

Sting and Dave Mathews Band are even worse choices.  Free yourself from wimp rock.