"I can do lots of slo-mo then speed up, right?"

He needs to be the guy to replace Trebek when he retires.

I don't understand the question and I refuse to respond.

Which is funny because the least AVClub feature on the AVClub gets the highest volume of comments.

And I kind of like those creamers!

Sorry to hear that. Santa Barbara would be great. No idea what line of work you're looking for, but best of luck!

Job Search Update:

Thanks for the suggestion.

Who's the puffy guy who's a big blurry sex machine?

A lot of my favorite episodes are Joel episodes (Pod People, Cave Dwellers, Eegah!, Mitchell, I Accuse My Parents), but Mike had plenty of my favorites as well (Space Mutiny, Werewolf, The Final Sacrifice). I do think it took Mike and the Bots a little while to really find their groove, but by the time they got to…

Bill Corbett is great. Really, just about everyone contributed, which is why I don't ever bother with debates of who's best. For me, a lot of it comes down to delivery and how well whatever crew is working with the material at hand.

I enjoyed both, but I always gravitated more to Joel's style than Mike's. I never thought of Mike as not Joel, but when I think of the show and its cast, Joel, Trace, Frank, etc, are the names and faces that come to mind.

I also think one of the reasons that Michael was so good at sales is that it's all about getting someone to like you well enough to buy something from you, which is why he was terrible at management. With sales, there's a tangible measure of success. You could also argue there is with management, but not the immediate…

I also love scenes when we actually see Dwight and Jim being an effective sales team. I think one thing the show got right at times was that despite their idiosyncrasies, some of the people were very good at their jobs.

And pretty much every single one of Hank's coworkers, Bobby's classmates, the whole extended Hill family, etc. So basically, almost all of the character son the show. Especially Monsignor Montoya.

Himalay-off the network. They made the right decision.

Plus, I love that Chris Pratt is the human while using Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel to voice a raccoon and a tree. Talk about inspired!

And domestic abuse charges made you a sought after collaborator!

I like that the marketing for Guardians of the Galaxy seems to be about making the story fun as opposed to about gritty, tragedy formed anti-heroes.

"Richard, what could be more important than your family?"