Well said, Criminal was made for HBO, FX or AMC. Brubaker and Phillips deserve to have their stories told in a format that properly gives it room to breathe.

With Matt Millen banished to college football, Jon Gruden is the worst color man in the NFL and he drags Monday Night Football into a deeper, dark, dull hole of endless self-promotion (Gruden's QB camp), missed plays, and an obsession on the QB to the exclusion of every other player on the field Gruden never mentions…

"Let me tell you the story of Right Hand, Left Hand. It's a tale of good
and evil. Hate: it was with this hand that Cane iced his brother. Love:
these five fingers, they go straight to the soul of man. The right hand:
the hand of love. The story of life is this: static. One hand is always
fighting the other hand, and…

"… before descending upon the Discovery Channel on October 22."

"Don't say it, don't think it!"

You can't fool us, Alex Winter!

I thought trailers were supposed to make you interested in seeing a movie, not telling you the whole story in two minutes.

Phantom of the Opera, meet Renee Zellweger. You have much in common.

It's a crime to murder Jim Belushi? THIS IS NOT AMERICA!!!!

The Murder Network: Our Shows Kill!

And Murder, She Wrote fans.

Doesn't make me wrong. Or the ass any less flat.

If Terence Fletcher squared off against Gunnery Sgt. Hartman the entire world would be destroyed. But goddamn would it be fun to watch.

Werewolves bite. Vampires just suck.

Nope. Still not a reason to watch a Resident Evil flick.

"Better than Twilight?

Got a thing for flat asses in tight leather in CGI fight scenes, do ya?

The appeal of Kat Dennings lies in her right and left armpits when she sleeps.

You just made me so damn happy. I hate Kat Dennings' character like explosive diarrhea.

I know how Natalie feels. I looked bored watching Thor: The Dull World