Hey…are you guys directors of Seagal's straight-to DVD crap or something?

That was so embarrassing on so many levels. Rarely do you see such a complete, utter and deliberate fail. Troma and Cannon at their worst wouldn't make shit like that.

Steven Seagal good movies ended with Under Siege. It's a real short list.

But he's looked like Will Sasso for years.

Steven gets the double-wide one.

Whenever someone says those of us offended by Trump's racism are "pussies" and waves it away as political correctness, all I see is another White guy pissed off that he's being called out for his own racism.

Dear Clint

No, but there was that time with the horse in Tijuana…

I figure if King lost interest in his own book everybody else should too.

Truth!. Cell was the last Stephen King book I bought new and despite a promising and horrific start, the book meanders, turns outlandish and face plants with an ending so abrupt and poorly written, I literally starting flipping pages and counting them to make sure I wasn't missing a few.

Gotham and Gotham Girl?

I'm not gonna go see this movie. I've been looking for one good still of a Oakland booty and a L.A. face and all I've seen is a L.A. booty. What a gyp!

"PG-13 Horror" is to horror what jumbo is to shrimp.

My first and only Goth Girl #1 Crush.

"Die Another Day" is not only the worst James Bond theme it is one of the worst themes PERIOD.

I will never ever get tired of #1 Crush. It is creepy, sexy and possibly the greatest hate-fuck song of all time. It makes the wax in my ears melt.

Until Meryl Streep does R.E.S.P.E.C.T: The Aretha Franklin Story she ain't shit.

It's no "Half-Measures" but it's pretty good.

Probably so, but that doesn't mean our heroes are coming out of this whole and hearty. We're not through seeing bodies drop.

I keep telling the IRS that but they never agree.