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My only joy in PoI ending is Thank Galacus that awful Limitless won't be filling its time slot.

The Freshman is a trifling thing in the Marlon Brando filmography but compared to the films that followed, Christopher Columbus: The Discovery, Don Juan DeMarco, The Island of Dr. Moreau, The Brave, Free Money and The Score, it's the last halfway decent role Brando had.

Snipes was rude because he read Goyer's script and sees Blade pushed to the background so Hannibal King and Abigail Whistler can get all the vampire kilin' screentime? That's a pretty valid reason to be pissy to Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel.

The beginning and middle weren't exactly good either.

Cool guy, but the Blade TV show still blew chunks.

If Blade: Trinity hadn't been made in yesterday's industry, Snipes might not be begging for work.

Wesley Snipes being interested will not make Blade 4 a fact. That is a fact.

Certainly. Especially after Bats v. Supes.

But we'll always have "cock-juggling thundercunt" to smile about.

You had it right the first time.

Root: "Well, that didn't suck."
Shaw: "Oh, there was a lot of sucking."

As soon as Shaw "escaped," made it outside, saw she was surrounded by water and…Oh look! a boat. Must be my lucky day. my Spidey-sense start tingling, so I wasn't totally surprised to see she was trapped in a simulation.

Nice to see you Mr. Finch and Mr. Reese. My, has it really been a year? Time flies when you're not watching that fucking Limitless that bogarted your slot.

His mom knows what you mean.

I love women. I hate women in bad movies and this looks hella bad.

The mysterious, spiritual Asian teacher of the poor befuddled White man is as played out a stereotype and Magic Negroes and hookers with hearts of gold.

No, the predicament is there are no Asian actors working in Hollywood that can sell a ticket on the opening weekend. Not since Jackie Chan stopped making Rush Hour movies.

I still got no fucks to give. This movie looks hella bad.

My brother and I checked out Saving Private Ryan and it was the first film when it was over everyone walked out and there was absolutely NO conversation. People just kind of shuffled out coming down from the experience.

Yeah, I figured if a dope like me could figure that out, Gillgan and Gould already had and said, "Nope."