Hey, it could be good. Somebody tell me if it is 'cause I'm never gonna watch it.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident…"

It must be hard to be an actress when you've got so much plastic in your face it can't move anymore.

The miracles of make-up, lighting, photography and a good push-up bra, Pops.

Whenever I finish an episode of Better Call Saul I sit back and wonder how it is Gilligan, Gould, Oedenkirk, McKean, Seehorn, Banks and Mando don't have a storage locker full of Emmy awards.

Even Johnny Depp in his his most madcap make-up movies wouldn't wear a mustache like that. It looks like some stapled a bad bathmat on Branagh's face.

Please leave "everybody" out because everybody don't love DC or Marvel. I primarily read Image simply because it isn't a connected university and every artist and writer doesn't get sucked into these bullshit "events" that are retconned out of existence just as soon as some other bright boy comes along with an idea…

Not as long as Ike Perlmutter's hard-on against 20th Century Fox is still raging.

The more I drive by the comic store the less Wednesday matters.

Normally, I abhor amateur analysis, but in this case, the cause-and-effect is too glaring to rule it out.

You haven't watched Iron Fist have you?

There's certain people….Amy Schumer being Number #1 With A Bullet…who just seem to always be up in my face and I'm being told over and over, She's funny! She's edgy! She says "vagina" a lot and she how she fucks Black guys and how liberal and hip and happening she is and if you want to be hip and happening and prove…

What sucked harder? Metallica's duet with Lady Gaga or Metallica's duet with Lou Reed?

Al Jarreau was considered an outlaw by the Jazz Police. They were offended by his popularity, with the ease he went from jazz to pop to R&B and felt at home with all those genres. Jarreau showed up to concerts on time, played the hits and entertained the customers. Is he a giant of jazz? Probably not, but who…

Actually, given all the other shit that's happened this year, another Lena Dunham brain cramp is an excellent diversion from the real shit.

Were that we could all say that about Lena Dunham.

Sure looks that way.

At some point you can only say stupid stuff for so long and then it becomes obvious, you're just stupid.

After her earlier Why Isn't This Black Man Hot For My White Bod bullshit I thought Dunham was drifting into the Way Overexposed/Vastly Undertalented Zone, but now I'm pretty much sold on that idea.

Absolutely on point. Despite their completely opposite body types (Patrick's a dancer and Arnie's a linebacker), even the fight scenes are always in doubt because the T-1000 is such a devastatingly effective, stone cold killing machine.