But now you do, huh?

As long as they've been running looks like until all the last of all those VHS tapes of her and that German Shepard have been located…

Then why does his breath always smell like Gerber's and baby wipes?

Julianne Moore can creepy me out anytime she wants.

Kim Davis has been wondering about those two guys in those Sonic ads.

Calling BW3…uh two…"mediocre" is like calling the Republican presidential field a little eccentric.

On the upside, Steve no longer has to eat those terrible BW3 chicken wings.

That attitude gives Maguire the opportunity to play a little meaner and wilder, reminiscent of his underrated work in Spider-Man 3..

For now on all theater shootings must only occur in theaters showing Fantastic Four, We Are Your Friends and Movie 43 in an endless loop.

Most obvious one-liner ever.

I've pretty much accepted this show is going to remain the idiot little brother to The Walking Dead since Robert Kirkman is all about keeping the family dynamic together even as the world turns to shit. As something to fill the space until the alpha dog show returns, it's adequate, but it's not scary, it's not…

My problem is I didn't like Art Official Age and I really wanted to.

I used to say, "Prince's failures are more interesting than most other artists' successes" but after too many lazy, contract-filling crap fests like Chaos and Disorder and lumbering excesses like Emancipation, I've come to the sad realization he's like most everybody else when they hit their 50's: they grow up and…

Hard Candy may have gotten Ellen Page the attention that put her on the map in Juno, but this is the better movie.

Obama is in the last 18 months of his presidency and he has no more fucks to give about a loser like Major Garrett.

Bill Cosby would totally do Elizabeth Warren. Can she act?

Sure you can. Just make your own drink.

I see what you did there. And I approve.

Stolen. Sue me.

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